Today I loaned our local high school some outdoor furniture. But before I drove down there, I had to think up something to dazzle the student body. Unfortunately, I was only able to dazzle the female half of the student body, because the high school was still crawling with students 3 hours after school got out. Thus, I wasn’t able to sneak into the boys bathroom to post this awesome sticker:

Clip Art Razors, sooo trendy omg
Hopefully I’m saving the janitors some messy biological cleanup.
why is cutting cool anyways? theres ton of people at my school that cut,,,its very weird but anyways, I want that sticker so badly! it would freak out all de emos at my school rahrahrah