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On the way out of my dentist’s office last week, I noticed this awesome passive agressive sign, complete with inappropriate quotation marks:   In one brief sign, I insulted the paper thief, the local police, and Jesus! Aren’t I talented? Yes, I know Jesus wasn’t “prosecuted,” but I threw that in merely in order to add authenticity, posing as the retard that thought posting a sign would keep their precious paper on the walkway. Sure, I know it was torn down by the first silly Christian that was deeply offended. But, offending that ONE person sure makes me happy as hell. (OMG HOW PUNNY) (P.S. – You can thank Brad for the huge ass size of the second sign, since he decided to deride me for my shitty cell phone camera pics; he said something about how they’re not “good enough” for his website and he’d take away all my priviliges if I tried that shit again. He’s a total snob.)
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Oh hey, it’s Coeur d’Alene, that place I live at. CdA is badly in need of entertaining graffiti. And I love the ‘prosecuted’ bit, on account of it sounding like ‘persecuted’ but being obviously incorrect.
actually, jesus WAS prosecuted….havent you ever seen jesus christ superstar!?!?!? he was prosecuted TWICE by a chubby king herod, and then a couple times by barry dennen….
“look at me, am i a JEW!?!?!?”
–pontus pilot
actually whoops!
he was prosecuted ONCE by barry dennen and then sent to chubby herod and then BACK to barry dennen for a final climactic punishment which culminated in judas confronting him for being so darned ambiguous….all to a rockin’ tim rice soundtrack!!!
w00t!!!