Comments on: Relabeling Machines at the Gym

By: OERIAS

OERIAS — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:50:11 +0000

10 PUSSY!
20 Gee! At least wear a dress
30 Fag!
40 C’mon muscle juice!
50 Getting there, fag!
60 Showoff!
70 Beat the crap off that guy
80 Illegal Weapon Alert!
90 Ok Hercules calm down
100 Fuck you man!

By: Sign Hacker » New Gym Stickers

Sign Hacker » New Gym Stickers — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:21:10 +0000

[...] been slightly over a year since I last displayed my amazing new labels for the exercise equipment at my local gym, though I’ve never really quit labeling the machines and taking pictures of them. Recent [...]

By: sir martian

sir martian — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:21:57 +0000

very funny man i got one suggestion mabe u should try DO NOT USE THE MACHINE FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES
its just an idea

By: Stavros

Stavros — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:15:12 +0000

You should change the numbers. 10 is 15 or 20 is 30 or something along those lines.

By: Not you

Not you — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 04:13:39 +0000

10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
20 GOTO 10
RUN

By: Raptor

Raptor — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:44:33 +0000

10 OMG YOU ARE SUCH A WIMP!
20 DON’T STRAIN YOURSELF TOO MUCH THERE, GIRLY!
30 CAN YOU SAY NANCY BOY??
40 SERIOUSLY MAN, PUT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT INTO THIS
50 OKAY NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
60 OKAY PAL, TIME TO LAY OFF THE STEROIDS!
70 HOLY CRAP, YOU COULD TOTALLY BEAT UP THAT GUY OVER THERE
80 HULK HOGAN SETTLE DOWN!
90 CAN YOU TIP OVER A TRUCK NOW !?!
100 HE SAID IT , NOT ME!!! PLEASE DON’T!

By: Ev

Ev — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 03:34:35 +0000

on a stack of weights…

Psst! 60-90 lbs weights are styrofoam, go for it!

By: Ahnuld

Ahnuld — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:56:05 +0000

10 OMG YOU ARE SUCH A WIMP!
20 DON’T STRAIN YOURSELF TOO MUCH THERE, GIRLY!
30 CAN YOU SAY NANCY BOY??
40 SERIOUSLY MAN, PUT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT INTO THIS
50 OKAY NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
60 OKAY PAL, TIME TO LAY OFF THE STEROIDS!
70 HOLY CRAP, YOU COULD TOTALLY BEAT UP THAT GUY OVER THERE
80 DUDE, BE CAREFUL YOUR MUSCLES DON’T EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR FLESH
90 ARE YOU SUPERMAN’S SON?
100 WAY TO GO, AHNULD

By: TC

TC — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:34:15 +0000

This sounds like a good place for a label reading “FEATURING THE VOICE OF JAMES EARL JONES”. So an ordinary treadmill becomes a treadmill with the voice of James Earl Jones!

By: Colonel Panic

Colonel Panic — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:52:42 +0000

Inside the sauna: “URINATING ON THE HOT COALS IS STRICTLY FROWNED UPON”

In the locker room:
“SEE ROY IN LOCKER 315 FOR THE BEST DEALS ON HGH, ANDRO AND TESTOSTERONE”

“PLEASE REFRAIN FROM OGLING THE NUDE BODIES OF OTHER MEMBERS”

“HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN IN THE EYES OF ALMIGHTY GOD”

In the men’s rest room: ” THANKS YOU FOR NOT MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC AREAS.”