Posted by Heather Q on September 13th, 2009 |
10:36 pm
I changed a markerboard in a wal-mart mcdonald’s from ‘Angus beef’ to ‘anus beef’. Right in front of a policeman watching guard. Luckily there was a throng of people, so he never saw me.
I changed one at a gas station in west st paul, mn from something like “coffee or cappuchino 16OZ/$.79″ to PURE COCAINE 16.79/OZ. Just wish I still had the pics.
Never done this, but love seeing them! Once, I passed a sign at a Greek Orthodox church announcing their “ANNUAL GEEK FESTIVAL”, and it made me laugh. Also, in Florida I saw a sign outside a motel that said “ASK ABOUT OUR WEEKLY RAPES”
After an unfortunate event at Weber State University, the marquee thanked “Lee Peters” for his efforts in saving the day. Someone changed it to thank Lees Peter instead.
I changed a church sign with a friend. It first said Roast Beef Dinner (plus some random letters), we changed it to rabid chode fest, my buddy broke the R though so it was just chode fest haha
When I was about 15,the sign at Victory Lanes read:
“HAVE A BLOWING PARTY!” instead of “bowling”
My pals and I found this hilarious to the point of immobility,i.e. lying on the lawn,screaming with laughter.
I put, “Democrats vote Thursday.” on my business marquee. Of course, almost immediately I was threatened to be reported to the NAACP. :shrug: Didn’t even know I was racist. Neither did my black gf.
LOL!!! This is priceless…
Found this sign out in Tennessee
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I changed a markerboard in a wal-mart mcdonald’s from ‘Angus beef’ to ‘anus beef’. Right in front of a policeman watching guard. Luckily there was a throng of people, so he never saw me.
Supposedly, a friend of mine changed a sign from “BACON/SAUSAGE BISCUIT” to “ONE B/G ASS BISCUIT”
O’Charlies on Hwy 41 in Acworth, GA.
“We cum in yo face.”
A friend and I once changed a sign from ‘Open Buffet Starts At Noon’ to ‘Open Butt Farts At Noon’.
I changed a sign at a retirement home from “now hiring days” to “Now hirin gays”.
I once altered both sides of a sign at a McDonald’s, looking for help. “Now hiring closers,” we pulled the “c”: “Now hiring losers.”
I once altered both sides of a sign at McDonald’s looking for help; “Now hiring closers.” We pulled the “c”: “Now hiring losers.”
I changed one at a gas station in west st paul, mn from something like “coffee or cappuchino 16OZ/$.79″ to PURE COCAINE 16.79/OZ. Just wish I still had the pics.
Never done this, but love seeing them! Once, I passed a sign at a Greek Orthodox church announcing their “ANNUAL GEEK FESTIVAL”, and it made me laugh. Also, in Florida I saw a sign outside a motel that said “ASK ABOUT OUR WEEKLY RAPES”
After an unfortunate event at Weber State University, the marquee thanked “Lee Peters” for his efforts in saving the day. Someone changed it to thank Lees Peter instead.
I changed a church sign with a friend. It first said Roast Beef Dinner (plus some random letters), we changed it to rabid chode fest, my buddy broke the R though so it was just chode fest haha
my brother and i change a sign from pool party free coke and popcorn to pool party free pope an cockcorn funny as hell
When I was about 15,the sign at Victory Lanes read:
“HAVE A BLOWING PARTY!” instead of “bowling”
My pals and I found this hilarious to the point of immobility,i.e. lying on the lawn,screaming with laughter.
I put, “Democrats vote Thursday.” on my business marquee. Of course, almost immediately I was threatened to be reported to the NAACP. :shrug: Didn’t even know I was racist. Neither did my black gf.
On the marquee in front of a gas station: “Our gasoline contains no alcohol”
A few doors down in front of a liquor store: “Our alcohol contains no gasoline”